- How was language created? Like its seems to me that one day some caveman's were grunting at each other, and the next they started Shakespearean plays!
putting on really tight pants and then realizing you have to pee
when u see a stranger with a nice butt in public
sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting
sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this
seeing hot people on your dash